1. Stay a night at the Boatel (yup, exactly what it sounds like).
2. Visit Ocean Grove (below) and Asbury Park.
3. Try all the sno-cone flavors at Handsome Dan's (I had the Earl Grey Cream last weekend and it was delicious).
4. Tour the battery at Sandy Hook.
5. Have an overpriced cocktail at a fancy rooftop bar.
8. Barbecue in someone's backyard (not my non-existent one, obvs).